Duckie wants to set the record straight and fend-off all the Shrek innuendo surrounding the release of the Wedding Preview Trailer. Yes - YH & D are indeed Shrek fans. And Yes - They like the color green. Not the green that brings to mind ogres but the greens that evoke nature. But no - No one is expected to come in costume for the dinner. And a BIG NO - neither bears a resemblance to any ogres, donkeys, or kitty-cats in boots!
But Shrek does indeed play a big part in The Proposal:
Once upon a fine winter's day, D and YH went to Universal Studios in Japan. Little did D know that YH had hidden his Warner Bros Studios Gold Coast-procured ogre-ear headband in her handbag, folded within his scarf. After lunch, YH excused himself to go to the swamp, err rest room, to relieve himself. He took so long that D figured he had to go do a 'number two'. Just as she was about to call and make fun of him, YH appeared wearing his headband and carrying an extra set of ears for D! But hers were not just ordinary ogre ears - they were attached to a little tiara and a bridal veil! While she laughed, YH bent down and asked - 'Will you be my ogress-bride?' while pulling out his token of diamond rockettes.
And they lived happily ever after :)
